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Saturday, August 23, 2008

NEWS FLASH!!!


Minnie Mouse is a widow. Early this morning in Morgantown WV, Mickey Mouse was caught unawares by a glue trap in Miss Becky Junods home. Mickey Mouse had been breaking and entering for several weeks and had pillaged and ruined food items that Miss Junod had stored up for the first few days of fall semester. Miss Junod reported the suicide/murder around 10 am this morning. The details of the suicide/murder were ghastly to hear. Mickey Mouse was trying to support his family and once inside Miss Junods home he came across a glue trap. After much flopping around at 3am, Miss Junod carefully approached the intruder armed with nothing but a plastic bag and a toilet brush. After scooping poor Mickey Mouse up with the toilet brush (which then got stuck on the glue trap) she put it all into the plastic bag thinking that Mickey Mouse would suffocate. When Miss Junod awoke later that morning she discovered that Mickey was indeed NOT DEAD but had chewed the bag to shreds. It was at that point that she reported the findings. It was then agreed upon by her partner in crime Ms. Gretchen Gordon that the best way to dispose of poor Mickey was drowning. So Miss Junod found a bucket put Mickey (and toilet brush) in the bucket then poured water in the bucket. So that was the end of Mickey Mouse of Morgantown WV. There will be no funeral services or visitation as the remains have already been deposited in a trash bag ready for garbage day. Miss Junod may now go back to a peaceful life without worries of intruders. RIP Mr. Mickey Mouse.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

15 Years Ago


This post is especially for the bestest best friend anyone could ask for. Beck it's hard to believe that 15 years ago this month we were both nervous, scared and YOUNG freshmen at Penn View. Our friendship has survived a lot of "stuff" from teenage crushes on the same guy, to adult problems like divorces, deaths of family and friends, miscarriages and even the happy times like finding my true love and the birth of Kendrick. We have shared the good, the bad and the extremely UGLY of our lives these past 15 years. I can honestly say I don't know where I would be if it hadn't been for you a few times. Thanks for never holding my faults against me. Thanks for being there when the world (including my parents) turned its back. Thanks for telling me I could when I thought I couldn't. Thanks for the MILLIONS of hours spent talking on the phone, the visits that always seem to go way too fast, the many hours of watching the same movies OVER AND OVER again, the shoulder that you have provided to cry on, and most of all the happy times where we have laughed for hours on end over nothing. I am so proud of you for following your heart and making your dreams come true. You have accomplished more in 32 years than most people do in a lifetime. Thanks for being you and for accepting me for who I am. You are the BEST of the BEST!!!

This is for you, my best friend, the one person I can tell my soul too
Who can relate to me like no other
Who I can laugh with to no extents,
Who I can cry too when times are tough,
Who can help me with the problems of my life.
Never have you turned your back on me
Or told me I wasn't good enough
Or let me down
I don't think you know what that means to me
You have went through so much pain and you still have time For me.
And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying
And I look up too you because you are strong, and caring and beautiful.
Even though you don't think you are.
And I hope you know that I am always here
To listen to you laugh and cry and help
In all the ways that I can
And I will try to be at least half the friend you are To me.
I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you.
My best friend.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Laundry Boy

These pictures say it all, Kendrick is always getting into something. Oh the joys of boys!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Finally an Update!!

Well it was "lovingly" brought to my attention from my most faithful readers (thanks Beck and Lisa) that it has been a few days give or take a week or two since I last updated my blog. Not much has happened around here lately. We did take Kendrick for his 2 yr checkup and it was proof that he is getting to be a "biggie boy". He weighed in at 30lbs and is 34in. tall. We are so blessed with a happy healthy toddler. He has also "amazed" us with his ability to climb and be a typical 2 year old. Hopefully it won't be as long before the next update! But unfortunately for the blog things have been pretty mundane around here lately. Oh and Jessica if you read this I will be getting the video on here soon of Kendrick saying your name! It was great seeing you again and I hope you enjoy your time with Michael in Cincinnati.